Are you kiddin' me? I love to help.

你开什么玩笑 我最乐于助人了。

Are you kiddin' me? That divot flew out of there like a rocket.

开什么玩笑 草皮像火箭一样飞出去了。

Oh, no kiddin'. Well, nice to meet you.

哦 真的吗 很高兴认识你。

Are you kiddin'? It is a full moon.

你开什么玩笑 今天是满月。

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you gotta be kiddin' me.

有没有搞错 你不是在逗我吧。

Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me.

别他妈开玩笑了。

I'm not kiddin' around, Mary Alice.

我不是在开玩笑, 家庭妇男.

I'm kiddin'. Now, turn out the light and go to bed.

开玩笑而已 快关灯上床睡觉。

What? Are you kiddin' me? What kind of vampire business?

你在开玩笑吗 吸血鬼的什么事务？

But all " kiddin'" aside, he'd still be on the " lamb" if he hadn't stuck his chin out to admire his " vanity" .

但说正经的，如果它没有为了虚荣心而直着脖子顾影自怜的话，现在应该还能想去哪就去哪。