Excuse me? Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

你说什么？你用烟筒打人之前是不是先吸了一口？

If he wasn't home by six o'clock—boom, boom, bong, bong, all around the city.

如果他六点前不回家——嘭，嘭，嘭，嘭，城里到处都是这样的响声。

Listen to that. Those are-those are the bing bongs of a woman in love with you.

听，这是一个爱着你的女人的乒乓声。

You didn't know how to use a bong and now you're trying to tell me how to flip weed?

你都不知道怎么吸水烟，现在你来告诉我怎么飞叶子？

Is it a bong, mother? Please. I didn't take you for a stoner.

这是个大烟管吗，妈妈？拜托，我不知道你还有这种爱好。

Love isn't enough. Where would we live, here, with your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

光有爱是不够的。我们住哪儿，这儿，和你的室友们吗？卫生间里唯一的装饰是一个水烟枪。

Is that a beer bong for a baby?

这是宝宝啤酒机吗？

The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

洗手间里唯一的家具就是根水管。

Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

你用烟筒打人之前是不是先吸了一口？

Every 100 years, it will make a louder, bong sound.

每过 100 年，它就会发出更响亮的砰砰声。