And you became a hero, and I became a schmuck.

你成了英雄，我成了笨人。

She divorces the schmuck and gets custody of their daughter, Little Nell.

她跟那个蠢人离了婚，蠃得了小女儿奈尔的监护权。

That gone guy at schmuck, why are there so many lefties in tennis?

That gone guy at schmuck，为什么网球中有这么多左撇子？

And I'm such a schmuck for trusting him.

我真是个傻瓜，竟然信任他。

Where does it say " Dumb schmuck" On my face?

你当我冤大头吗？

I've handled bigger schmucks than you.

我见过比你更混的。

You didn't ask me to do that, so I'm the schmuck there.

这是我的问题你没要求我这么做 是我自己蠢。

The schmuck virtually had no luck left.

那头蠢驴的运气基本都被榨干了。

You shut up, schmuck of the whole neighborhood!

你闭嘴！顶级笨牛！

We all got it. Ted's a schmuck.

我们都听见了 泰德是个笨蛋。