Seriously? The kids' table's in the driveway?

说真的? 孩子的餐桌在车道上?

Okay, sweetie, here's the kid's table.

亲爱的 小孩坐这桌。

Why don't you go sit at the kid table with your sister?

你给我坐过去你姐姐那桌小孩桌？

Before he could finish, I heard the first scream from the kids' table.

还没等他说完，我就听到儿童桌传来第一声尖叫声。

Then there are the other times, like family functions when they sit you at the kid's table.

有时候则不然，像家庭聚会时得和小孩坐一桌。